Guest Column: Parting Thoughts and Parting Shots (Read On for Details on How to Win Valuable Prizes!

The end is near. More precisely, the end of my time as a (non-emeritus) professor is near. Thus I'm particularly grateful to Lane for inviting me to share some thoughts here, because there are a few things that I want to get off my chest. The Computational Complexity Column provides the perfect podium for this.